Transfer] Guo Degang prestigious lines (transfer) periodical issued in the 21 **** Fisherman: sweet stray
1, ah ~ ~ you do not know me? My artists ah! I have the artist more than a week … …
2, the old man left backward a absolute of more than a thousand orthodox dialogue section, through our constant exertions to hurl it all these years, and now, they have basically lost the … … < br>
3, to the many, ah, I am very pleased. Thank you for coming. Later finish at all not to walk, eat to go. Go to who money. Listen crosstalk twenty, sixteen thousand booing. Laugh afresh add money.
4, law-abiding Zhao Zhao sorrowful, muscular beam singing every night, selfish riding mules, and just a just go hungry. Blind repair bridges and roads, set launch to kill more children, I went to the Western Paradise asked the Buddha, Buddha said: I Mozhe!
5, I was a rich man. Today back to my car, they walked elapse, Tianjin that some old man, marked Tuesday began to go. But my car ah, recently something bad, speed a bit slow. Start Yeah, I thought it was dirty carburetor, a check ah know, is the pedal out … …
6, show that you hear to the nationalistic comic. Our neighborhood had a child, will be 7 or 8 exotic countries, nothing in English, Japanese, Korean, language of Yugoslavia, the North Slavic, West Bluff language … … Anyway, sitting together with the Boxer Rebellion against the squalling No problem! Tell him you go listen to crosstalk. Seven foreign countries will not understand if comic … …
7, we fell in love with TV that across speak. Why? Say ah! Director who led the applause arrangements. Took bureau, ah child of a drum a word!) ?
8, Datong is an inalienable portion of China
9, not blocked lives his door, not blocked his latch, was the bank’s assurance locks him to make the root it will be able to goad the celery.
10, President Bush has a secretary labeled Wang Fugui.
11, Shangkang know bitch Xiakang know shoes.
12, scientists will be martial craft, scoundrel can not clutch back.
13, you have not penetrated my wife, smart! Big tall, big face plates, massive eyebrows, black openings of eyes. She was not a beard, have a beard like with Zhang Fei.
14, the White House door stood twenty-come, men are woman, get a shopping sack are ready – press it! I have to see out words, do not be what they caught the knob, throw the Chinese people in the face. Down the left, group of people bring an end to …the: Why do you have to dine the White House Department of Cultural Affairs.
15, you look great when I was juvenile shameless beauty.
16, one day down the disco to the master.
17, lived in a house full of holes, the rain count to the pro-life, and outside the house light rain to moderate rain, heavy rain outside the house, rain, rain every now and then too great, the whole family on rain to the streets … …
18, thing! Which is also looking for! scientists is a second-hand!
22, his son: with the mask so many. Cover the children on the centre, cover, child child, do not impair my abdomen. Mothers with young married woman how to do ah? Oh, this is not the pro-life start? Your back, ah, I get the quilt to go out to you … … get the two baskets of soil in, fell on him, take the spade Jinong circular. Note that ah, when turning, do not chilled … … Oh, this Niangliang considered settled, and who buried me ah? How to do that, ah, I base myself a pillow, attach bricks for a pillow, the door has a broken tank, half tank broke, so I pulled over, when the quilt covered the … …
24, want to eat crab, steamed down the mortgage of a Gail.
25, love reading, ah,
26, Zhangwen Shun Zhang recent bad health – FD HIV malignancy … … anyhow, this little 3 calamities Son … …
27, chick, give Grandpa a smile, not smile That uncle gave you a smile.
28, my desire You know, and I do not eat duck, so I ate the four went to eat, I said: can not eat, go home after would also like to eat it.
29, here there is a brand of heaven: paradise set up a stall around four hundred meters is deterred!
30, a slap in the length of hair attention centre, but also patterns of a cutlass.
31, I’ll not be more complicated, as the actress who plays, narrated to the adviser to sleep, I hate this, too few petticoat directors, performers … … how do we? I calculate there is a scene right, thirty years old petticoat manager, I am 21, ah, ah God have mercy on me, finally my corner. Go find the mentor, blow thump blow of a knock on the door, gone, this entity could not convert.
maker lying in the house already.
32, – the txt onward, take what?
– my mother to take the eggs.
– for me.
– do not give … … you guess, guess there are a few.
– I guess you give me one.
– … … you must surmise I gave you these two
– … … … … 5 of?
33, 9014 flight, bound by the dozen Xizhimen Daxing Huangcun, 5 yuan fare, amuse retard. You said it was more amusing. There was hurrahing crew stations, hasty on rapid colossal seat on the children, a large seat child
34, said today namely this anecdote ah, is not far by family with the retired can go back and query — In the Spring and Autumn Period ah … …
35, immediately China Japanese Tingduo, I very dislike the Japanese. Where I live, there are many Japanese. A pair of them, do not look high, yet the Japanese are generally not particularly high, the couple are particularly high in Japan, the male 1.1 m 1.2 m female. They likewise play the age noble sport, love to melodrama golf, when the two had nought to mallet the old playing small ball to take basis and then picked to achieve out that either males had the ball 10 meters out in array to repossess a half-day, very cheerful to play The.
1 day, bad. Kick down the cup to ascertain that something broke into a look along the glass, which has a broken antique vase, the little ball aboard their next ground. Two human rush to beat ashore the door and saw there a man, said: Sorry, we do not deliberately play the antique glass and are broken, we come to an repentance. That man said, without penance, I have to thank both of you. Both the Japanese do not comprehend, how is it?
the young man said, I’m not ordinary people, I am a god I’ve been lingering in that vase, you saved me today, the vase is not broken I could not come.
ho, the couple happy, that god said, mention to save the fairy could hope for, to assist us help you? Fairy said, OK, ah, what you have asked to cater it. That man said, and I want China’s land and resources, you all right? Fairy said, OKAY so you have a home. The woman said, and I want all of China’s gold and jewels. Fairy said, the line had to go home later the gold and jewels.
this period, the gods said, my fairy magic is restricted, I can merely promise you 1 1 1 I have to yourself, you can encounter me? This couple said that, no problem we are most cared about the honesty of the Japanese we agree you, you say. God, I 1000 in the vase, and I am pleased today to see your wife, I hope you can add his wife in bed for a meantime.
Japanese men are quite upset that, you have to join 5 dollars. Fairy said, OK, you go home the money is in your bed. Gods led to this woman went into the house. This man to await outside, waiting for 2 hours and the door opened, gods and that his wife are out, sit down and recess, god smoke at his jaws, How old are you? Japanese man said, for we have 27 out. Fairy said, 27 is also such a lack of eye, but also believing in god? !!
36, the recovery of a person with my humorous? Impossible, also played a character in shock]
37, – is a denture
– speedily throw it.
– Do not throw ah the more unfortunate.
– how it?
– lock on the small sticks and when the itch scratch children.
38, the old fox morale slaves approximately the Imperial City to see the small West fly: You know?
40, you have to know me, there do not know. I am a Chinese comic dialogue of non-famous comedian 郭德纲
41. Louder, do not dictate your electric
42. Live in a house full of apertures, the rain count to the pro-life: the rain outside apartment to gentle rain, heavy rain appearance the house
storm, and periodically the rain is also great, the entire kin went to the asylum on the avenue.
43. Guode Gang: Royal Brother, I wish that world peace and the mutual people who live and go, peace and prosperity, not campaign
war, okay, ah?
God thought, this difficult child, we tell the fact, ah, I’m not that big capability, really, truly, I do not like
you say everything else, you alteration as you? We’ll take about everything else.
I touched him with a chip of someone else’s photo, Royal Brother, you look at this, this is my fellow, long quite cold
doped, did not make the thing, you give He becomes a beautiful little bar.
God: (thought) or talk about earth truce that thing it (the photo tear) Guo Degang: hey, how do you cut the photo, ah? Go you do not engage do not coincide, why tear, I still have
44 home money, open a door Cadillac 13. A voice that is a good machine, imported from Germany
opened up, half of Beijing black smoke, straight into your traffic police shouting: expensive, if a USD six, I ambition discard you a hundred dollars
46. This young man looks, keeps off the face with an actor like … …
47. okay! This is the same plane with the big hair, but also with a move of glass! …… Grow in hair, not to report
…… Charade Tianjin, made not big, entire shift the United States went to the U.S. to take half a annual …… plus 4 extra than back to the fuel.
48. Guo: how to do ah? I’m too wealthy. Do not know how to spend. Hey? ! Yu Qian, or I assure that you
in: bag me? !
Guo: ah … not money … we must prefer one then looks Son!
49. birthday:: Jade Emperor Jade Emperor! ~ a little something.
Jade Emperor: how the birthday?
birthday: Do you have a beat and fixes it? at me to make. my deer fence to bite the bad.
Jade: birthday, how do I tell you, that does not material if you ride a deer, you must feed Yeah! ~
50. 郭德纲: the one to pick up a good job, create a 70-meter chimney!
Yu Qian: really agreeable!
Guo Degang: dawn to dusk to finish the job, and to an acceptance of people, life and necrosis do not give us wages!
Yu Qian: Quality not?
Guo Degang: Start the painting upside down, and people to mend wells!